Oh United
I really love United Airlines (because obviously the Star Alliance is the best one) but I get a lot of emails from airlines so I just went to unsubscribe from my United Airlines emails because they are annoying and I never read them.
Here is the fine print on my email:
You are subscribed to receive information and updates from United at kathryn.clagett@gmail.com. Please do not reply to this email. We cannot accept electronic replies to this email address. To contact the sender, write to: United Airlines Operations Center WHQPW, 1200 E. Algonquin Rd., Elk Grove Township, Illinois 60007 USA ©2010 United Air Lines, Inc. All rights reserved. GN ET04
Cool, I’ll just write you a letter! That will be quick and efficient!
I eventually found another way to unsubscribe but I still enjoy the absurdity of this paragraph.
